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Joke of the Day
"What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea? We Three Kims"
Next Joke
"Girls hope you celebrated Valentines Day responsibly, or you'll be celebrating Thanksgiving in a maternity ward"
"Halloween is great bc kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal"
"the best part about being a tornado chaser is when u catch one it is extremely fatal"
"Had some mushrooms this morning. Breakfast of Champignons."
"My bank statement is just a record of everything I've eaten for the last month."
"What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where's pop corn?"
"My daughter is now at the age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. This morning she asked, ""Was that the best you could do?"""
"Beltway Holdups"
"So 2 astronomers decided to throw a party They sit down for lunch and one of them says: ok, let's planet"