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Joke of the Day
"There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count. Those who can't."
Next Joke
"I hate working with customers I've gotta say ""hi"" all the time. (Tove Lo)"
"Him: How many glasses of wine have you had today? Me: One, but it was in the shape of a giant bottle."
"How do you know a joke isn't a repost? When it doesn't reach the front page."
"Why was the condom angry? It was pissed off."
"Learn from your parents mistakes... Use birth control"
"Why do groups of birds always seem so shady? cuz they're always flockin' around"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"
"Just remembering some of my elementary school days and chuckled when I remembered how sitting ""boy, girl, boy, girl"" used to be a punishment."
"You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."