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Joke of the Day
"[first day as a mechanic] ME: i would say this car is haunted"
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"Did you hear the submarine construction business closed down? Shame they went under"
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"""I wish my girlfriend sucked my dick the way she sucked the fun out of everything."" -Shakespeare"
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room... He was like, ""Oh, wow! Thanks!"" And I was like, ""Don't mention it!"""
"What does a Dalek do in the shower? EXFOLIATE!"
"My maths teacher is like a line that touches a point on a curve He goes on a tangent but he always gets to the point."
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"[at sheep farm] Me: So how do you get steel wool? Farmer: well, that we get from our metal sheep Me: huh? *sheep walks by with Slayer shirt"