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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when the got to the ball? She didn't say anything, she just gagged."
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"So sick of not knowing if a girl's single. We need a symbol ""Rings?"" Not visible enough ""Screw it, lets put a dot on their foreheads"" -India"
"""For I am Christ the Redeemer, He Who Saves!""- Jesus, using his coupons."
"Canada got rid of the penny. It makes no cents."
"what do you call a Cow with no legs? ground beef. what do you call a cow with three legs? lean beef. what do you call a cow with two legs? your mother."
"I've been working out at Starbucks lately. Hitting the french press."
"If I don't eat all of my food, it goes to waste. If I do eat all of my food, it goes to *waist*."
"What type of porn do vampires watch? Fangbang."
"In biology they ask us what we find in cells Apparently black people wasn't the right answer. I'll see myself out."
"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"