19951

Joke of the Day

"So there's this new music attraction at SeaWorld featuring some guy they call Squid Barrett. They refer to themselves as Ink Floyd."

"What did Billy Mays do on 12/31/1998 Partied like it's 19.99!"

"Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis? Cause Allies don't like axis powers"

"Heroin is like a baby.. ..it feels so amazing to have in your arms."

"I used to be addicted to soap... but I'm clean now."

"I always have too much month left at the end of my money."

"There's nothing like shaving off your beard to remind everybody why your face needed a beard."

"What's the difference.... What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? At least when you're eating pussy, you can see the asshole in front of you."

"There are 2 things I hate in this world People and hypocrites"

"Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge. I AM POWER. I AM RESILIENCE. I AM A BRA STRAP."