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Joke of the Day
"You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you."
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"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was."
"I tried typing ""penis"" as my new password and I got an error message saying it was too short."
"I like my buttcheeks like how i like my babies Clean"
"Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him."
"Dandelions are just like regular lions, except they wear ascots."
"St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said ""supposably"" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here"
"That uncomfortable feeling when... You're at the doctors office getting your prostate checked and notice both of the doctor's hands on the table next to yours."
"Who was Bin Laden's favorite rapper? TWOOO PLANES!!"
"If thieves ever broke into my house, searching for money... ...I'd just laugh and search with them."