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Joke of the Day
"You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you."
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"In Soviet Russia... TV watches you. With much apologies to Yakov Smirnoff (who rarely told them). Please to bring on Russian Reversal jokes in comments."
"Shit's Creek is actually quite lovely when you bring paddles."
"Why is there very little honey in Belgium? Because there is only one B in Belgium"
"If there is anything that chicken noodle soup and DayQuil won't cure, it's probably like, really serious or something."
"What is your favourite shaggy dog tale?"
"How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman? to get to the other side...."
"My hemorroids are acting up again. I'm butt hurt about it."
"Whats you favorite Christmas joke? I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!"
"there were two jalapenos sitting at the north pole then the one said ""is it just me or is the weather getting a bit chilli?"""