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Joke of the Day

"what happens when you die? I've seen much scientific and spiritual literature researching and explaining what happens when people die. I've found that generally, they get put in the ground."

"What do you call a person with a Simpsons fetish? Homer-sexual"

"What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower? Mint conditioner."

"A bit cheesy but here goes: There once was a man who used to collect spices from all over the world... now he just doesn't have the thyme."

"An Amnesiac Knocks on the Door Knock knock. Who's there? Amnesia. Amnesia who? ... ... Knock knock."

"Black and white... I've just woken up with black and white squares all over my face. I'll have to get this checked."

"What do you get if you cross Donald Trump with a reddit user? your mother"

"When my Grandad fell ill the doctor told us to rub olive oil into his back. He went downhill very fast after that."

"If you get pulled over for speeding on the highway, police are legally required to let you go if you tell them 'Black Betty' was playing."

"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore Arms."