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Joke of the Day
"Incest People say that incest is a game for the whole family."
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"I hate fucking faggots I love faggots fucking me, though."
"Q: Where do mentally unstable trees go? A: The insane a-xylem."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention ""amnesia pills"" but did anyway? ""No"" excellent."
"""My cat just got ran over"" You cant end a sentence with a preposition ""My cat just got ran over lol"""
"Hilary Clinton is trying to appear more normal by using the subway... ..., but Bernie Sanders claims she only uses it one tenth of one percent as much as he does."
"Good dancer Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"You kids today with your on demand music don't know the euphoria of hearing your jam come on the radio without the DJ talking over it."