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Joke of the Day
"A random stranger laughed at how I was lactose intolerant How dairy"
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"*locks doors and rolls window down almost a quarter of the way* ""you fellas mind not skateboarding so close to my driveway"""
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"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."
"My boyfriend stole my banana... My boyfriend stole my banana so I called him out on it. He said, ""Oh I'm sorry. I can get you another banana that's just as yellow."""
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"Belle asks Beast for his number. He gives it to her on a slip of paper. It reads, ""666"""