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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend stole my banana... My boyfriend stole my banana so I called him out on it. He said, ""Oh I'm sorry. I can get you another banana that's just as yellow."""

"Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers."

"What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court? Annette!"

"I hear that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your genes."

"I was looking in the mirror this morning and noticed a tiny bald patch on the top of my head. It appeared out of thin hair."

"I've been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I'm actually talking to someone."

"I named my penis pony... ..because it's the smaller version of what you really wanted and you only get a ride if you're under 12."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see its smelly friend Knock knock Whos there Chicken!"

"A pair of jumper cables goes into a bar After requesting a drink, the bartender says, ""OK... but just don't start anything."""

"I was told to do what I love I went to sleep."