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Joke of the Day
"Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road? Because he wanted to see his flat mate."
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"A duck walks into a bar with one shoe on... He orders a pint and the barman says ""....Hey, did you lose a shoe?"" And the duck says ""Nah, I found one"""
"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date. Today I asked her to marry me She said no both times."
"SHUT UP. BEES CAN'T SPELL."
"An average person has sex 300 times a year. The next 10 days are gonna be sick."
"Joke I had a joke about cheese. Never mind it was too cheesy... The last of us inspirational full of haha joke...:)"
"What did Emma Sulkowicz get for her birthday? I don't know but I'll tell you what she didn't get. Raped"
"As an actor, I find some recent commercials offensive. Actors are real people too!"
"My ass is one of the great wonders of the world if you're wondering when it's getting off this couch."
"What do you get if you cross an owl with a donkey? A Wise Ass."