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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's a trick question. Feminists haven't changed anything."

"What do gay crows eat? Cawk!"

"What's worse than a chauvinist man? A woman who doesn't know her place."

"Polls show some interesting things Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape"

"What do you call a fish with three eyes? fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)"

"""Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."""

"All the tellers at my bank are females.. .. that means I can probably rob the whole place with just a spider."

"Everyone in my class is arguing about science, And I'm just sitting here, maths debating."

"What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs? A Worgi"

"Folks are worried about global warming and social security, when the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."