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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me he was flying on a plane for the first time. I told him to have a blast."
Next Joke
"One of my buddies lost his right arm in a car accident which is a huge bummer, so much money wasted on tattoos"
"How do you know adam and eve weren't black ? Ever try to take a rib from a nigger ?"
"Can't find my belt so I'll just need to get fatter."
"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."
"Donald Trump is elected president..."
"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf."
"Where's Jesus when you need him. There's only 2 fish sticks left and I've got company coming."
"Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie? He was a miner."
"""hello 9-1-1 whats your emergency?"" hi yes it's me again i left the house 3 min ago but just realized i forgot my headphones"