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Joke of the Day
"Our kitchen is starting to look like a middle school science fair"
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"My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension. She said she just couldn't take it any longer."
"What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath? The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!"
"How many rednecks does it take... I don't know exactly, but a shit ton."
"I was going to smoke a joint with some Mexicans But when I asked if anyone had papers, they all ran off."
"I hate Nihilism ... It's meaningless!"
"What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates? Arkansas"
"How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself? Wax off"
"Bill Clinton voted for Hillary Clinton in the electoral college today. First known instance of him being faithful."
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