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Joke of the Day

"Bill Clinton voted for Hillary Clinton in the electoral college today. First known instance of him being faithful."

"22,110! 22,109! 22,108! 22,107! 22,106! 22,105! 22,104! 22,103! 22,102! 22,101! 22,100! 22,099! 22,098! 22,097! 22,096! 22,095! 22,094!"

"Got a christmas card with rice in it It was from uncle ben"

"""Hold the door!!!"" ""What door?"""

"Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it's important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair"

"Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul."

"You should marry the first person who can understand what you're saying while you brush your teeth."

"Did you hear about the Bausch & Lomb tech who fell into a giant lens grinder? He really made a spectacle of himself"

"I used to be great at word play. Once a pun a time."

"penis it's funny because I said penis"