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Joke of the Day
"How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself? Wax off"
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"At this late date, the only way I'm gonna be famous is if I save a baby from a fire. And the baby is filming the whole thing with his phone."
"Have you guys seen that great television show, ""Candy Crush Saga With The Sound From Another Television Show Playing In The Background?"""
"What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly? The Millenial Falcon."
"I stopped carrying my phone in my shirt pocket, because every time it vibrated my first thought was: Heart attack!"
"I like my games like I like my women cheap and used"
"Why was the geophysicist arrested? He was doing crystal math."
"OMG!! Ellen Degeneras drowned last night! They found her face down in Rikki Lake!"
"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One..... Or two..."
"MORMON ELECTION GAME: Every time Romney becomes president, drink."