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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the cake #funniestjokeevernotreallyyesreally"
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"Why do girls like guys who wear shirts with eight buttons? They fascinate."
"I tried to make friends at a midget convention by telling some jokes But all my material went over their heads."
"My main move is to say ""long story short,"" but then hit you with long story medium."
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"Have you heard the one about the three holes? WELL, WELL, WELL..."
"My wife's a terrible cook, she can never get her sauces right! But I've stuck with her, through thick and thin."
"What is a geometry teachers favorite movie? Angles in the Outfield"