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Joke of the Day
"Why do girls like guys who wear shirts with eight buttons? They fascinate."
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"Did you hear about the woman who was shot 24 times in the back?! They say she got up afterwards, putting her clothes back on, and exclaimed ""Wow, your reload time is *amazing*!"""
"Lone Child My friend showed this joke to me and I had to post it on Reddit ""I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."""
"If my next of kin takes a nap.. Can i call him Napkin?"
"Probably the greatest 'a guy walks into a bar' joke ever! http://youtu.be/7UBCdzJuB34"
"No matter how hard you push the envelope it's still stationary. thanks dad!"
"I almost got hit by a car today, but due to a swift maneuver I was able to not get hit. It was a Dodge."
"How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany? Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss."
"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."
"I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster... Now it doesn't work"