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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the one about the three holes? WELL, WELL, WELL..."

"Rumours suggest Usain Bolt has been cheating on his wife. I'm amazed she hasn't caught him. Then I remembered that he can finish in 9.58 seconds."

"I turned into a cat earlier. Don't ask meow."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? ........to get to the other side"

"What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? A show off"

"The village people asked all the wrong questions I mean... Why not MCA?"

"I always thought my english grades were good But then in 6th grade, i learned the alphabet"

"I tried to catch some fog yesterday Mist"

"I'm planning on opening a store that sells string instruments for children. I'm calling it 'Kiddie Fiddlers'."

"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? full."