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Joke of the Day
"Zoos shouldn't have realistic sculptures of animals. I'm not that smart, people."
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"A horse moved next door to me yesterday. I heard that they make good neighbors."
"Why couldn't the Great Ape tell a story? Because he doesn't have a tail."
"People must really love this Jesus fellow... I'm just Mexican."
"Give a dog a bone and he'll be like, ""Oh wow, I love these, thanks"" Teach a dog to bone and he'll be like, ""dude, I got this"""
"[quickly jumps into the back of a cab] ME: How far will this get me? *i hand the driver 14 peanut m&ms with the chocolate sucked off*"
"It's better to have loved and lost than be eaten by a bear."
"I'd like to meet those almond milk farmers. Shake their teeny hands."
"What has no legs, nor arms, but sucks a mean dick? A vacuum cleaner."
"If a website dies on the Internet and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound"