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Joke of the Day
"People must really love this Jesus fellow... I'm just Mexican."
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"How does the Catholic Church make their holy water? They boil the hell out of it."
"What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common? They both give kids a little head."
"""millennials are idiots"" - the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock"
"How do you spell socks in Spanish? Eso si que es."
"How were you conceived? Daddy came on his shoe and kicked mommy in the ass. Or Daddy came on the wall and mommy ran against the wall."
"*Wife walks in, the house is trashed* ""OMG..we've been burgled"" *I jump out of the closet in full hockey gear* HAVE YOU SEEN THE WASP KAREN?"
"What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate? Doctor WHo"
"If there's one thing my English major girlfriend has taught me, It's what a colon does."
"What's the difference between a slut and a bowling ball? Nothing....you find them both in an alley, finger the holes, throw them in the gutter, and they keep coming back."