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Joke of the Day

"If a website dies on the Internet and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound"

"if we're being honest, angelica from rugrats is probably a stripper with a cocaine addiction now."

"Mistakenly used yahoo for searching instead of google. It's like someone used google two days ago & is trying to remember the results."

"When I bought pizza today my hands started to spasm You could say I got Little Seizures."

"Does anyone remember Gotye? Now he's just somebody that we used to know"

"When is a dog not a dog? When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend."

"Never ask me ""Who hurt you?"" unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation."

"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? It was a lawn-distanced relationship"

"Did you hear about the Nuns up north who started a marijuana dispensary? Holy smokes..."

"Life is like a Penis It's simple, relaxed and hanging free most of the time. It's women who make it hard."