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Joke of the Day

"We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works."

"How do you organise a space party? You planet!"

"An emo vampire probably bites himself."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and he'll flop around on the ground unable to breath"

"So a Syrian refugee walks into a bar in Hungary. No, he doesn't."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Scolding and all over my legs"

"When I was a kid, I use to think a ""sexual predator"" was a horny alien from the movie ""predator"" Turns out my uncle just liked to collect movie costumes."

"Have you read that new book on antigravity? It's hard to put down!"

"Your first instinct is gonna to be to spell ""leopard"" and ""deaf"" correctly. You're going to want to resist that. Best band manager ever."

"Why did the physicist at the Hadron Collider get thrown in jail? Because he was a mass murderer"