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Joke of the Day

"My mother went missing in Vietnam during the war... Momma MIA!"

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"If you aren't a Nazi right now, thank a veteran."
"International women's day"
"What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you I'll just have a slither."
"I tried to read a book about illiteracy once Couldn't understand any of it"
"I put the D in donut. And I do it quickly before any of my coworkers return to the break room *giggles*"
"Commented on a woman's french manicure. ""I like your tips"" ...let's just say she didn't hear me correctly."
"What do you call 2 accountants having a threesome with a girl? Double-entry"
"where does honey come from? beez nuts"
"Three men walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks. edit: grammar"