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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of effort? F it."
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"Have you seen that clip of the LGBT stripper who's incorporated martial arts into her routine? No? Well if you want to, just Google ""Gypsy Bruce Lee""."
"The problem w marriage is communication. When I said I hoped he'd go down in a plane I meant more crash & burn, less on the flight attendant"
"What's the difference between acetone and Hitler? One is used to remove the polish, and the other is used to remove the Polish."
"Why did the hipster's mouth hurt? Because he ate pizza before it was cool."
"Before gaydar, it is widely suspected that gay men found each other using a cumpass."
"""oh holy crap this farmer just crucified a dude, maybe we shoud stay away from this farm"" - what crows realy think when they see a scarecrow"
"What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea? A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy"
"What do you call Hindu ideas about pacifism? Naan Violence"
"FRIEND: hey while I'm on vacation can you come over and feed the cat? ME: FRIEND: ME: to what?"