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Joke of the Day

"What's the opposite of effort? F it."

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"[2 detectives are at a murder scene] ""my god Wilkins. Are you thinking what im thinking?"" ... ""a lasagne driving a car?"" ""Exactly"""
"red ring xbox My First Weekly Meme, Bad Luck Brian and his xbox :D"
"Joke Trade You post a joke, i will (hopefully) make a thread out of it with other jokes or at the very least post One response that is related. Lets trade!"
"If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty."
"Whats the worst part about being a news reporter? The shootings"
"So thankful I wasn't molested as a child, but think it's weird no one tried. Was it my fault??"
"I hate what toys do to girls' body images. Real girls don't have smaller girls inside of them with smaller girls inside of them..."
"Why clickbait is so effective"
"Its so hard to know where you're at when your boss is a powerlifter.... They just keep raising and lowering the bar"