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Joke of the Day

"They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but it turned out nobody cared. It was a naan issue."

"Why would Louis and Clark adore living in todays age? Because the difficulty in finding the North-West passage significantly declined once we discovered it was Kim Kardashian's vagina."

"Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have."

"I went to see a therapist. I said, ""I'm not sure if I'm a man or a woman."" He said, ""Right. Just pull your pants down for me."" I said, ""No."" He said, ""You're a woman."""

"so im jus chilig on a ledge premtendig to be gargoyle when these firemen show up tellig me dont jump but they got a big trampoline so idk"

"My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns But he didn't know toucan play that game."

"Joke I just made up: what's a neo nazis favorite sports drink? White powerade!"

"Cheese makes everything better... *sprinkles parmesan on broken leg*"

"What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry? A rushin' russian."

"Pete and Marco Rubio are on a boat. Pete falls off. Who is left? Marco Rubio"