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Joke of the Day

"Arnold Swarzeneggar pushup contest. Arnold Swarzeneggar challenged former President George W. Bush to a pushup contest, and the President accepted. Swarzeneggar did 910, But Bush did 911."

"Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?"

"The iPad 2 will be released on March 11th. Of course, as a celebrity, I'm already using my complimentary iPad 7. The screen touches ME!"

"I got my haircut the other day... ...and I just saw my barber at the grocery. He asked how I liked my haircut. I told him I didn't like it at first, but its growing on me."

"If you have sex with a prostitute while she's passed out, is it rape? Or shoplifting?"

"Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa? Teacher's aides"

"Good job I am very surprised that no one has made a 9/11 joke. I would of thought that 9 times out of 11 that I would see one."

"What do you call an agreeable ghost? BOO-YA!"

"You hear what happened to the beauty pageant contestant that came out covered in beef cuts? she was ms. steak'n... and got grilled"

"Peanut butter You're almost as good as chocolate Which is almost as good as cheese Which is tied with vodka -Poem about the food pyramid"