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Joke of the Day

"Arnold Swarzeneggar pushup contest. Arnold Swarzeneggar challenged former President George W. Bush to a pushup contest, and the President accepted. Swarzeneggar did 910, But Bush did 911."

"bones found on the moon..... ....apparently the cow didn't make it ?"

"What did the stamp say to the envelope? ""I've become attached to you."""

"I dropped my ice cream cone on the ground and it landed pointy end up which made the Earth, at least for a moment, one giant topping."

"Girl asked me if I wanted to watch a ""romcom"" so I'm going to assume she means ""Roman Combat"" and put on Gladiator."

"My love for you is like gonorrhea... It burns!"

"I quit my band, 1023MB, the other day... We never had a Gig."

"Husband: What do you love most my natural beauty or my body? Wife: Your sense of humor."

"What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun? Beets me."

"How does a jew celebrate Christmas ? He installs a parking meter on the roof"