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Joke of the Day

"You hear what happened to the beauty pageant contestant that came out covered in beef cuts? she was ms. steak'n... and got grilled"

"A man walks up to a woman ""We're going to have sex tonight"" The man said. ""Why?"" replied the woman. ""Because I'm stronger than you"""

"Two terrorists are sittign around a campfire..... when all of a sudden a donkey comes along.. The first terrorist jumps up and shouts "" Look at that ass!"""

"I always have a quick look over my shoulder when sorting out my washing for the washing machines ""Blacks!"" ""Coloured!"" ""Whites!"""

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."

"Pavlov walks into a bar and hears a loud bell. ""Oh shit,"" he exclaims. ""I forgot to feed my dogs."""

"I'm not bad with names, it's just that you leave absolutely no impression on people."

"What is Jesus' favorite gun? ... a nail gun!"

"What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's? A stutterer."

"LHC (Large Hadron Collider) When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina."