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Joke of the Day
"If you have sex with a prostitute while she's passed out, is it rape? Or shoplifting?"
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"Friend: You're going to be an usher at our wedding. Is that okay? Me: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah."
"Did you get those pants on sale? Guy: Hey girl did you get those pants on sale? Girl: No why. Do they look bad? Guy: No cause they'd be 100% off at my place."
"My husband really loves our new couch. In fact, he loves it so much he called me his exwife's name just so he could sleep on it."
"If the police really wanted DUI checkpoints to be effective, they'd set them up inside Taco Bell drive-thrus."
"Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many."
"So I just wrote a test on the Periodic table of Elements It went berylliumtly"
"What's another word for slaughterhouse? Lumbar mill."
"""Que?"" (Spanish Inquisition)"
"reverse racism the biggest joke of all"