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Joke of the Day

"I don't believe in horoscopes I'm leo, we're skeptical."

"I was really bad in my school band. So bad they kicked me out and put me on the registered sax offenders list."

"""Hey pregnant, I'm dad"" .... .... .... ..... ""Oh god wait."""

"GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME MILK THAT'S NOT EXPIRED"

"How can you make a slow horse fast? Don't give him any food."

"Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"I found out it was snowing by looking outside. WTF Twitter? You are suppossed to tell me these things first."

"Did you hear about the brake pedal who had to leave his job? He had to stop when he got depressed"

"Marijuana? More like MOURNrijuana, because you're parents will have to go to your funeral if you try it. #no"

"What do you say when the yoga teacher tells you to leave class for no reason? Nah, I'mma stay."