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Joke of the Day
"I don't believe in horoscopes I'm leo, we're skeptical."
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"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home"
"How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek? Because it's whey strained."
"So the jerk store called and they're running out of HB2!"
"What do you call a mod in r/News ? [Removed]"
"What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle."
"My sex life lately has been like very fine jewelry 100% handmade"
"What did the pissed off guy say when he landed in Thailand Phuk-et!"
"How do you make someone Holy? You beat the hell out of them."
"Last night I got drunk and lonely, so I tried the peanut butter with my dog trick... ...still tasted like dog cock."