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Joke of the Day

"Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"""Old Macdonald had a farm. Had."" -banks"

"What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly? For-Mal-To-Hide."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Kleptomaniac Barbie ...doll with suction cup hands"

"When one squirrel says ""I like to eat nuts"", there is probably always another squirrel who says ""that's what she said."""

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012."

"Store Sign: ""WE HAVE MACE"" Think that's going to keep me from shopping here?"

"What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls? Garbage gets picked up."

"I was confused the other day when someone told me I can make ice cubes with left over wine. What the fuck is ""left over wine""?"

"Why did the T-Rex fail his business project? He couldn't make hands meet."