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Joke of the Day
"Why do few black people have a PhD? They have trouble getting past their masters."
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"You should always stay the night with a farmer's daughter... Their morning routine begins with a cock in their ear."
"What we've learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees."
"Why does the rabbit hide Easter eggs? Because he is ashamed of fucking the chicken."
"[Chased by cops on foot] *Turns corner and lays DVD of The Notebook on floor* *Cops get lost in Ryan Gosling's eyes* *Makes clean getaway*"
"What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element? Knee-on!"
"So true... Q: Why do women have boobs? A: So you have something to look at while you're talking to them!"
"Me: You're supposed to be taking a nap 4-year-old: I am Me: Then why are you standing here? 4-year-old: Me: 4-year-old: This is a dream"
"Did you know the internet was created by egyptians They have a long history of worshiping cats and writing on walls. Inspired by a post on showerthoughts"
"[Army Shooting Range] Officer: Are you locked & loaded? Soldiers: YES SIR! Officer: You may fire at will! Soldier Named Will: WTF?"