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Joke of the Day
"How can you make a slow horse fast? Don't give him any food."
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"Dude yapping nonstop at the gym just said he works out in the afternoons to avoid people who talk. Is it okay to fling a dumbbell at him?"
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"[creating foxes] GOD: make it orange & give it a fat tail ANGEL: ok... GOD: and make it sneaky ANGEL: you sure? GOD: yeah... real sneaky"
"Tried to borrow some bread from my Indian neighbour, but he said he had naan...."
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"Gay marriage is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America."
"Remember, life isn't about accumulating stuff. It's about making people insanely jealous of your stuff."
"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."