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Joke of the Day

"Porn is the Kevin Bacon of the internet. No matter what site you go to, it's no more than 6 clicks away."

"Reddit More like shmreddit"

"I've been watching the Netflix series about Escobar, but I keep falling asleep... I think I have Narco-lepsy."

"Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he cant finish a race"

"I don't know why I would want to ""Keep Up"" with them... I don't even know where Kardashia is. (geography's not my strong suit)"

"What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter? Irrelephant."

"The last time my heart beat this fast I was at my boyfriend's parent's house and the toilet water was rising... -My best pickup line"

"*wife gives me a big hug before I leave for work* I love you too, babe! [later] Where's my credit card? Son of a.."

"What's the difference between a raccoon and a boner? I don't have a raccoon."

"There are more skeletons wearing suits beneath the ground than there are living people."