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Joke of the Day

"I've been watching the Netflix series about Escobar, but I keep falling asleep... I think I have Narco-lepsy."

"The first rule of fight club is don't hit hard I'm very sensitive"

"It won't be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It will be my inability to know when I should or shouldn't laugh at something."

"The Pope just changed his relationship status to It's Complicated..."

"stay safe this international men's day. make sure your man is at least 165 degrees in the center"

"I was late to a meeting traveling to West Virginia. I forgot to reset my watch to the mid 1800s."

"i'm a homewrecker in the sense that i got sick out both ends in the attic and it soaked through the ceiling in 3 different rooms"

"Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!"

"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant."

"Did you hear the watermelon joke? It's pitful."