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"Who is the king of stationary? The ruler."
"Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses ""windows""."
"Do you before read your tweets even sending them?"
"What do you call a serial killer that rides a bike? A Cyclepath"
"A blind man walks into a bar... ... Then in a table, then in a chair..."
"How many vegans does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."
"I feel like whoever named it a ""magic marker"" was really overselling their product expectation-wise."
"Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying? Because they are always in duh skies"
"Yo mama's so old... Her age has to be expressed in scientific notation!"