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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a Hill-Billy? You kick his sister in the jaw."
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"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? A helephino. (Hellifiknow)"
"Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table. There must have been a show and karaoke."
"What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement? Pounds"
"If there are degrees of asshole, I'm the pressing the crosswalk button even after watching you do it because maybe you did it wrong kind."
"I came home to find shit all over my rug. Owning a dog would really help me feel better right about now."
"Irish joke An Irish man walks out of a bar."
"Actual warning I saw in a pamphlet: ""You may be at risk for throat cancer if you have a throat or mouth."" Oh shit...."
"From Neil Gaiman's ""Sandman"" A woman is crying on the street: ""HELP! I've been reaped!"" ""You mean raped?"" asked a man. ""No! he used a scythe!"""
"The secret to my amazing vegan burgers is real beef."