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Joke of the Day

"How do you circumcise a Hill-Billy? You kick his sister in the jaw."

"A Siri joke!: Two iPhones walk into a bar... ...Carrying a set of iPod shuffles. The bartender says: > Let those iPods sing, man! He was an iSurfer on iPad mini."

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !"

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"

"Sex is a lot like pizza. How? Let me tell you about the worst pizza I ever had: It was fantastic."

"How do you get 50 little old ladies to scream FUCK at the same time? Have the 51st scream BINGO!"

"I used to work at a soda pressing factory... I had to compress soda cans all day. It was so depressing. (so...da...pressing). HA!"

"Q: What do elephants and plums have in common? A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum."

"Why did the toast drop his ice-cream? He had butterfingers!"