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Joke of the Day

"What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement? Pounds"

"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na!"

"I'm Skyping your mom right now I've got both monitors up so she can fit."

"I like my jokes like my blues.... Cheesy"

"Boss: You took another 2 hr lunch. Were you drinking? Me: No B: Tell me our company policy M: Lol, I can't even do that when I'm sober"

"I've always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted"

"[job interview] ""any questions?"" yeah is it Pets Mart or Pet Smart? ""ma'am this is a bank"" I know but you seem like a man with some answers"

"What's an ants favourite collectible item Antiques"

"A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""