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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive caring and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends."

"What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? Your spine Edit: Thanks guys, made it to the front page. Was my first joke and ~~penis~~ spine joke on Reddit."

"What do you call an unemployed rasta? Jah bless"

"1+1=3 If you don't wear a condom."

"A boy asks for a pink ping pong ball... a boy comes downstairs and asks for a pink ping pong ball. ""don't you start that again."" says the mom."

"The only thing more shocking than finding water on planet Mars would be finding me in Planet Fitness."

"Why was the peanut so salty? Because it got R O A S T E D"

"The opposite of a nightmare is a morningstallion."

"I'm Phoenician, as in, ""Nobody better stop me from Phoenician all of these donuts."""

"The animals that like to be pet are the ones that feel the best to touch how dope is that"