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Joke of the Day
"People don't really care who you are until you lick their face"
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"when ever yo mama farts she gets fined by the EPA for polluting."
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"Excuse me while I go powder the inside of my nose."
"I just ate a silica salt packet and I've been using a plastic bag as a toy because I live life on the motherfucking edge."
"Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes? They go off on tangents."
"I used to get my dad so angry as a kid. I knew that once he took that belt off there was nothing i could do... to keep him from shooting heroin"
"A man walks into the bedroom holding a sheep, And says, I just wanted to show you the pig I was fucking. His wife says that's not a pig, and he responds I know I was talking to the sheep."
"Why do Italian men have mustaches? They want to look like their mothers."
"The three unwritten rules of life. 1. 2. 3."