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Joke of the Day
"The three unwritten rules of life. 1. 2. 3."
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"Fidelity is overrated. If you look at the history, who has the most fun? Infidels."
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"Why does the murder no longer use axe? Because he realized it can't wash away his sins"
"New Neighbor: Hi, I'm Derek; I moved in downstairs. Me: I'm Spencer; I'll be looking in your window and judging your decorating choices."