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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a refrigerator and little children? Refrigerators don't scream and cry when I put my meat in it."

"Remember when OJ Simpson was found innocent and all of us white people hit the street looting and damaging property?! Oh, that's right, we didn't..."

"Do you eat to much sodium? Na."

"What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"

"Not sure why me wife is only mad at me. My 4 year old forgot her birthday too."

"Those Islamic's coming to america? Hostages."

"What is a difference between Jesus and a Picture of Jesus? It takes one nail to hang a picture."

"If a normal person's mouth waters at a steak? Does a vegan's mouth water when someone is mowing the grass?"

""" I saw Lisa today... Dats hilarious!"""

"In the Bible it was Adam and Eve Not Adam and Steve"