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Joke of the Day
"Do you eat to much sodium? Na."
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"Really whenever I get up is ""too early."""
"What do you call a stoner that is masturbating? A highjacker."
"Shopping for a minivan at a car show while you're married is like going to a strip club and looking at the DJ."
"What do you call two British men, searching for a donkey? Assless chaps. Source: http://www.mrlovenstein.com/images/comics/345_daft_for_donkey.png"
"""Look, I know I'm just a deep dish filled with dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese... But you should really reconnect with your father."" ""Hey! That's a little personal, pan pizza!"""
"What do you call it when a midget realizes he's gay? Coming out of the cupboard."
"Why do people say clean as a whistle? Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit"
"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his butt."
"If I ever get a dog, I'll name her Robbery When I get to store, I'll tell ""Get down, Robbery"". Dog lies and the whole store too."