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Joke of the Day
"Those Islamic's coming to america? Hostages."
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"""Owen, you must hide this baby from Anakin Skywalker at all costs."" ""Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?"" ""That's cool."""
"I'm still disappointed that The Phantom Menace was never nominated for an Academy Award... ...for Best Animated Film."
"Spotting Idiots Online I wish there was some way to identify idiots online. Sent from my iPhone"
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one... He's never gonna give you Up."
"Several fonts walk into a bar. ""Get out of here!"" shouts the bartender. ""We don't serve your type here."""
"So I've narrowed it down and I'm either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap."
"What's the difference between a crab with boobs and a bus filled with old people? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"How does a Greek find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!"
"What did Matthew McConaughey say after voting for Trump? alt right, alt right, alt right"