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Joke of the Day

"If a normal person's mouth waters at a steak? Does a vegan's mouth water when someone is mowing the grass?"

"Jenna Jameson to Oprah, ""There's a little bit of Jenna Jameson in everyone."" I'm pretty sure she got that backwards."

"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."

"[running amok in flames] WHY ARE INFLAMMABLE THINGS FLAMMABLE!?"

"Armed assault on the banter convention Shots fired."

"So a guy gave his friends 10 puns to try and make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"The wedding Joke American People - I am going on a blind date. Indian People - I am going on a blind wedding."

"Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year? He's Biden his time."

"A silly little joke I just made up about schizophrenia Person 1: I'm not schizophrenic! Person 2: I never said you were. Person 1: Oh, sorry, I guess I must be hearing things."

"How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!"