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Joke of the Day
"In the Bible it was Adam and Eve Not Adam and Steve"
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"What's the difference between a woman and a video game? I don't get an erection when I beat a video game."
"Watching movies with kids: If he/she hasn't seen it, eons and billions of questions. If he/she has seen it, eons and billions of spoilers."
"Did you hear about the new restaraunt on the moon? It's got great food, just no atmosphere.."
"Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune? She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement."
"The CDC has updated their rules for handling Ebola: 1) put your left leg in 2) take your left leg out 3) shake it all about"
"Morehead Kentucky Its ironic that marriages are now happening again in morehead Kentucky.. Normally when you get married it turns out to be less head."
"Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"I got stopped outside the pharmacy today, by a woman holding a clipboard. ""What products do you use for grooming?"" she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, ""Facebook"""
"My grandfather told me he closed one eye whenever he saw a jew in the good old days... He was a sniper"