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Joke of the Day

"What are Mario's overalls made of? denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)"

"What happened when Apple added the new touchbar? They're taking away functions, and there's no escape."

"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."

"What did the handless box get for hristmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."

"Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park! "

"I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you."

"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is a little heavier and the other is a little lighter."

"Dating Q. Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date? A. ""I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"""

"What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group? D12"

"Why do the police hate teenage fireflies? They never stop lighting up."