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Joke of the Day

"What are Mario's overalls made of? denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)"

"What goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky? Gum."

"I walked in on my roommate jerking it He got mad and told me to put it away"

"You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here."

"Two blondes walk into a building... You would think one of them would see the building coming."

"When do Jews go swimming? When it Israeli hot"

"So a pirate walks into a bar, he has a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender goes: ""What are you doing with that thing?"" The pirate responds: ""Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."""

"Brad Pitt: lets get back together Jennifer Anniston : We broke up 12 years ago!!! Brad pitt: We were on a break!"

"I think the same thing every time I pass one of those ""slow children"" signs... MAN, does this heroin make my skin itch!"

"Knock knock -Who's there? Allah. -Allah who? [Allahu akbar!]( http://i.imgur.com/ifn9enX.jpg)"