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Joke of the Day
"I walked in on my roommate jerking it He got mad and told me to put it away"
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"The FineBros remind me of a movie villian... ...they revealed their master plan via monologue and were stopped before they could end the world."
"Two blonds were driving to disneyland. The sign said: Disney left.. So they started crying and headed home."
"What comes first? The Chicken or the Cart!"
"A man is standing on the top of a tall building about to commit suicide... ...when a physicist at the bottom shouts up, ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"Your momma so slutty... ...her spirit animal is the swallow."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?"
"What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day? Dino-sore"
"I was thinking of hosting a gathering of celebrities where we make harsh jokes about honoree JLO's backside. Think of it as a rump roast."
"Alex: This term indicates a zero score in tennis. Contestant: What is love? *dance party erupts*"