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Joke of the Day

"Brad Pitt: lets get back together Jennifer Anniston : We broke up 12 years ago!!! Brad pitt: We were on a break!"

"Want to annoy the man in your life? Pronounce MMA ""mama""."

"How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches."

"I'm not ashamed to say that when I saw everyone was getting these new ""selfie sticks"" for Xmas I thought it was some new fantastic deodorant"

"Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember he usually does !"

"Why was the fruit farmer losing money? He couldn't grow a pear"

"Difference between a dead squirrel and a dead drummer in the road? http://imgur.com/PKibj The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig."

"what do you call it when 3 muppets have sex together? - Mena Menage a trois"

"Why does Windows 10 say ""Hello""? Because my PC is a Dell. (please don't hurt me it's my first post on r/Jokes omg)"