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Joke of the Day
"When do Jews go swimming? When it Israeli hot"
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"To Doo List: 1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri"
"Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections? Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would."
"Interrupting Cow's Cousin Moo. Knock knock. Who's there? Time traveling cow."
"If her age is on the clock then she's ready for the cock"
"What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? BYE-SON!"
"The anti pick-up line. ""Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? [pause while smiling] Because it looks like you landed on your face"" I'd love to hear some of yours."
"female rappers the only flow female rappers have is their menstruation"
"Two sowing machines are sitting in a bar.. And one says, *""Are you a singer?""* Then the other replies, *""Why? Janome?""*"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Aargh you think it would be but it's the sea"